Not quite camouflaged (💩) *personal experience*
I spent most of my day inside, not being naughty at all. I have an hourly beep app on my phone to remind me to drink water. Sort of for omo, and sort of just because I like the idea of staying hydrated. Well, I had to pee, but I held it just for a small thrill because I was getting bored. There was also an increasing urge to poop. My intention was to hold for a few days and make it a really satisfying relieving one in some naughty way. So I held it a while and thought it was under enough control to go on a walk. But then I got this crazy idea in my head. Walk to the walking path and wet my camouflage pants and hope to find a spot to poop my pants. There's trees on either side of that path. But walking there means a five minute walk on a frontage road next to the freeway, and then twenty minutes or so through a residential neighborhood. Well you can predict what happened instead of my nice little inconspicuous plan. Three minutes into my walk, still on the frontage road, the po...